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Hitchhiker’s Guide Entry> Cellular Telephones
Useful in a pinch, and terribly convenient; sometimes more terrible than convenient, though. For the most part, cellular phones seem to be more of a hassle than anything. Usually the ones that take advantage of the ability to communicate with the owner of a cell phone at any time seem to be those who said owner would really rather not communicate with at that time…
200708.19. Cellular phones are used by some as a means of vocal exercise. Some users can be easily heard due to their raised voices used during calls. This may be because of primitive and/or defective components (both voice amplification and sound output), faulty transmission equipment (satellites, signal towers, et cetera) or just a general ignorance of how loud one is while on the phone.
Mind Games
All of us at sometime wished that we really had Jedi Mind Tricks where we could lift a starfighter out of a swampy mess. We can’t do this yet..but about a month ago the game Mind Balance was demonstrated for the first time at MIT Media Lab Europe in Dublin (everything awesome happens in Ireland now).
Mind Balance is based on a new wireless headset with six different types of nodes positioned over the occipital lobes (on the back of the head just above the neck) which are resposible for processing light, vision, and hallucinations. The cap is able to monitor electrical signals from the surface of the scalp and basically create a direct connection to the eyes from the brain’s optical nerve. The Mindgames Group was able to take the brain activity into a C# signal-processing engine that can analyze these signals in real-time and decide which way the player is looking.
They have created several different games and the most effective is Mind Balance. Here the player must help Mawg-a cosmic tight-walking crazying frog looking guy that’s suppose to represent a Behemoth. The player helps this Scottish bloke keep his balance by a brain cap.


If Mawg totters to the right, the player can shift him to the left by staring at an orb on the left hand side of the screen. So that the blinking orbes produeces a signal that can be detected, the orbs have to render a consistent 60 frames-per-second or more.

Mindgames have developed several other games like Peace Composed- where the player must relax to fully enjoy a piece of Phil McDarby’s orchestral music. The more the player relaxes: the more intricate the music becomes. Also, Still Life was developed by physiotherapists at the Central Remedial Clinic in Dublin. It uses a movement interface designed to reward the player for practicing a movement over and over again correctly. Still Life turns boring exercises into a ‘engaging interaction’. The program is able to monitor the improvement of patient/player’s exercise.
Today, we might be taking Mawg for a walk on a cosmic tightrope or making pretty colors while we exercise, tomorrow we could be pulling an X-Wing out of the icky swamp mud!
We like what wii see
OK. I can say without much expectation of negative feedback that the Nintendo Wii has universal appeal. The realistic demographic of this system is probably quite similar to the age range found on those Yes & Know invisible ink books.
Video games used to be a relatively focused territory of adolescent/teen/20 something boys. Rarely would parents or grandparents or girls venture into this button-mashing pastime. When mom or sis would somehow get reeled in for a game of Sonic the Hedgehog or MarioKart, we would laugh as they’d gesture emphatically with their controller in an effort to assist whichever character they were controlling. As if Mario would jump higher if you thrust the controller upward at the moment of your jump…how silly!
Fast forward to now. All those amateur game maneuvers have become an essential part of playing many games on the wii. They’re putting wiis in nursing homes and these old people are digital bowling their liver-spotted heads off. Moms, sisters, girlfriends and wives are all waiting in line for their turn to play wii tennis.
But there’s more to the wii than just extreme overall likability. The wii and its components have huge potential for abilities beyond what they already can do. Thankfully, there are people who realize this and are doing their best to take advantage of it. Take, for example, Johnny Chung Lee. He’s put together a number of different projects using the Wii Remote. Here’s a quote from his website:
“[The Wii Remote] happens to be one of the most sophisticated [computer input devices in the world]. It contains a 1024×768 infrared camera with built-in hardware blob tracking of up to 4 points at 100Hz. This significantly out performs any PC “webcam” available today. It also contains a +/-3g 8-bit 3-axis accelerometer also operating at 100Hz and an [expansion] port for even more capability. These projects are an effort to explore and demonstrate applications that the millions of Wii Remotes in [the] world readily support.”
Here are his projects:
Tracking your fingers…think, Minority Report
Multi-Point Interactive Whiteboard
Headtracking (3-D)
Fixing your iPod
I was going to attach this to the last post, but it got a bit long, so I decided to just give it it’s own post. If you’ve read my old blog, you’re familiar with my HitchHiker’s Guide entries. If not, they’re basically additional related information at the end of a post (usually), done in my best HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy style. So keep an eye for the occasional guide entry at the end of a post.
On to the subject at hand:
HitchHiker’s Guide Entry> iPod
What to do if you drop your iPod in the loo (or manage to submerge it some other way)
Hopefully you have already removed it from whatever water source it was in. If not, stop reading at once and start an intense course of getting your priorities straight.
Do not plug your iPod in or try to charge it. Your first priority is to get all the water out of the device. The water isn’t necessarily the enemy, but water is always hanging around with rust and oxidation, and those two are never up to any good. If possible, remove the back cover, and carefully take out the battery. Gingerly dry out the insides of the iPod with a soft, lint-free cloth. If you’re a guy, be mindful that none of your guy friends see you doing anything *gingerly*.
Turn your oven on to it’s lowest setting (150F-170F). Put a clean, dry towel (you should have one on you) on a flat pan, and put the iPod on the towel. Place the pan in the center of the oven, and leave the oven door open slightly, if possible. Cook the iPod for about 4-6 hours, checking it periodically (every 15 minutes or so). Do not let it cook overnight, and do not leave the stove unattended.
After you remove the iPod from the oven, let it cool down, and then put the battery and all other components back in place.
If you don’t have an oven, there are many other heat sources that may be used. The trick is to find somewhere continually warm (not too hot). Depending on the source, it may need to sit for longer, days even.
If you want to test it out, try to avoid initially using an AC adapter, as it supplies higher levels of potentially harmful current than just the battery, giving way to a higher risk of shorting a component out.
Finally, now that you’ve taken steps to remediate the immediate problem, focus on the underlying cause. Here is some recommended reading:
What Not to Wash by Dr. Marian Bern, an excellent guide to laundering precautions. Also, the article, “Before you jump in the pool with your trousers on” by street psychologist Penelope St. Damascus in the magazine Dare-Taking Idiot’s Monthly has some helpful tips to improve your memory and pocket content awareness.
For droppers, The Opposable Thumb Handbook by O.M. McGoverin is immensely eye-opening; or perhaps you’d prefer the straightforward and simple approach with the colorfully illustrated, Why Is This Finger Different? by beloved children’s bookwriter and grizzled war hero Sgt. Lawrence Rodriquez.
Squeaky Clean
It’s a feeling that can go straight to the pit of your stomach. You have difficultly swallowing. Vision is slightly blurred and your head is spinning. A million curses go through your head as you stare at your Ipod (or other important electronic device) at the bottom of the washing machine.
Actually, when I found my iPod, after the full heavy duty wash setting, none of the above happened. I was pretty confused about why my Ipod (his name is Moose, by the way) would want to be in the washing machine. I’m what you would call a ‘Google Child’. I Google the unknown.
For example, we had a bird stuck in our wood stove. My mom thought she could put bread crumbs in her hand; the bird would hop into her hand and she carry it outside after singing a song with it. My dad wanted to stick Ringo (my cat) in the woodstove and shut the door. Google child checks it out. You use a pillow case on your hand like a glove, grab the dumb bird, turn pillow case inside out and release the bird outside.
After five minutes of painful research about my iPod: plan of action! The good news was the ever powerful ‘Hold’ setting kept it off during the spin cycle. I was smart enough to not try to turn it on right away.
So number one— DO NOT TURN THE iPOD ON. It is recommended to shake in a circular motion (taken care of with the Spin Cycle) or sucking on the end of it to draw the moisture out (I think they just wanted to see how many dummies would do that).
It needed to dry in a warm place but not somewhere so hot it fried the gizmos. I decided not to try the ‘Oven Technique’ like a friend of mine did with his phone after he ran into the ocean with it.
I have an adapter for my DVD Player and TV (I cannot remember why I even need that now…) that generates a nice bit of heat so I stuck it under there. Tried it a day later and it worked but there was a water stain on the screen.
Later that evening, a crazy message about my battery being dead came up (that’s stupid–my iPod battery only died once and took a week to do that). I was worried that there was water still in there. So I plugged it into my computer and stuck it between two adapters in the wall. A day later of being nice and toasty—works better than ever and what I thought was a water stain is gone. One of the websites said that if my iPod survived this was actually a good thing because it cleaned out all the dust and grime.
So if you submerge your iPod (or other electronic device of importance) hope is never lost as long as you have the power of Google [ed. note: or TheFourTwo.com]. Chances are someone else has done the exact same thing and, like myself, made themselves the center of humor by revealing their stupidity online for everyone to see.

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